Yesterday, it came.... My Office Swap package. Let me say that this is one of the best packages that I've received - not only did it have me rolling on the floor laughing, but it was well thought out and I got some great items. In order to fully appreciate the package, you need to read the letter that goes along with it, so in addition to lots of photos, I'm posting the note. My partner wrote it as if Dwight (my very, very favorite character) had sent it to me:

From the desk of DWIGHT K. SCHRUTE Assistant to the Regional Manager

June 4, 2007

Dear Stacy,

Greetings to you from Scranton, Pennsylvania. It is with great honor that you receive this letter. It has been brought to my attention that you have built a shrine in my honor. This does not surprise me. My many years of hard work and dedication to this country are paying off. You are one of my many wise and courageous followers. To help you honor me more, I commissioned Krista, of Wyoming to construct some items for you. You will find the following items in this box:
1. A purse and cell phone holder constructed from my ties. These ties were mine as I worked my way to the top. They contain the blood, sweat and tears of hard work and toil. The cell phone holder to keep your phone close to you at all times.

2. A file box containing my words of wisdom. Listen to me carefully in the future and use the blank cards to fill in messages that I will send to you. It will then be your job to distribute this information to the general public.

3. A rubber band ball and a personalized paperweight directly from my desk. To remind you that rubber band balls are a terrible waste of your time and the paperweight to remind you that I am strong enough to hold down paper.

4. A key chain. This key chain is actually our secret communication device. Michael Scott and myself will be sending you messages vital to our mission.

5. A light switch plate. If you put this in your bedroom, you can think about me first thing in the morning and last thing at night.

Stacy, I also need to tell you that it would have never worked between us. For there is another for which my heart belongs. (If that does not work out I will call you.) For now, I must go as I have already said too much. Best Regards,

DKS

My partner also sent me some wonderful "moved" cards (not related to the swap, just because!) to send out to let everyone know of my change of address. Aren't they cute?